We are die hard fans of Justin Bieber.. but this english version of “Despacito” is just weird.

Someone translated Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee, and Justin Bieber’s massive Spanish hit into entirely English lyrics and it’s crazy scary!!!

Here’s a preview of one verse:

If I ask you for a kiss , come give it to me

I know that you’re thinking about it

I’ve been trying for some time

Mommy this is giving and giving it

You know that your heart with me makes you bom bom

You know that this baby is looking for my bom bom

Come test my mouth to see what it taste like to you

I want to see how much love do you have/I’m not in a hurry, I want to do the trip

Let’s start slowly then wildly

…So, yeah let’s just stick to the Spanish version so we don’t have to hear how creepy it kind of is.