An Oscars edition of Jimmy Kimmel’s popular “Mean Tweets” segment aired during the Academy Awards on Sunday.

Natalie Portman was the first to read her tweet, that said, “I feel like if you went to lunch with Natalie Portman, she would only order a hot tea with lemon and some toast. Definitely not an entree.” She joked by poking fun at her pregnant belly.

Samuel L. Jackson apparently has “resting fart face” …what does that even mean?!