Super Bowl season is approaching and most guys everywhere are gearing up for their favorite time of the year (women too). Do you go to Super Bowl parties? Well, when you do, here’s a list of things you shouldn’t do or we will all judge you!

• The Guy Who Hasn’t Paid Attention to the NFL in a Decade

• The Guy Who’s in It for the Commercials

• The “Tomorrow Should Definitely Be a National Holiday” Guy

• The “Favored Team Apparel Guy” (He’s decked out in logoed apparel of the team favored to win the game, in this case The Patriots. The stuff is so new it looks like he may have picked it up at the mall on the way over to the party.)

• Obnoxious Guy Who Cheers Way too Hard

• The Non-Smoking Guy Who Busts Out Overpriced Cigars at Barbecues Guy

• The “Told You So” Guy (This guy will spend the entire game informing everyone that everything that he predicted would come to pass has happened.)

• The “Fantasy Football Guy” (Spends the entire game pointing out to all who would hear which players were on his fantasy football team this year and in years past.)