According to Maxim, there is a list of things that guys should and shouldn’t do, check out the list to see if you agree.

• No guy shall attempt to pick his own nickname. If a friend suddenly starts demanding to be called Diesel, it’s your duty to saddle him with another nickname.

• When asked, your best friend’s girl is always beautiful — and never your type.

• Even if God Almighty himself asks, you have no damn idea what brand of conditioner you use.

• You are not a fan of a major sport unless you can lucidly explain its overtime regulations. Conversely, you are not an American if you can lucidly explain the overtime regulations of soccer.

• When ordering pizza, you are not required to provide a meatless option for any vegetarian interloper.

• One does not shave one’s nether regions unless one is prepping for open-nether-region surgery.

• If you’re the new guy at work, New Guy is your only name until a new guy shows up — even if you’ve been a senior VP for 12 years.

• Under no circumstances may one man ask another man a question that begins with, “So, what are you wearing to…”

• Unless she is specifically invited, it’s not OK to bring along your girlfriend when meeting a drinking buddy.

• No phone call between men shall last more than one minute per year of friendship, unless it’s about fixing something.

• Never speak ill of another man’s dog. Always speak ill of another man’s cat. If the other man owns a gerbil, find another friend.