Have you ever wanted to show up to work and start that new trend of showing up to work like a pig farmer? Or imagine that 4 year old you, that loved the outside, rolling in the dirt… well, you can have that look without actually rolling in the dirt!

For $425 Nordstrom will help you make people think you do all the dirty work for a living.

The jeans as described on Nordstroms website are, “Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”

‘Dirty Jobs’ host Mike Rowe took to Facebook to give his thoughts: “Finally – a pair of jeans that look like they have been worn by someone with a dirty job…made for people who don’t. And you can have your very own pair for just $425.00..The Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans aren’t pants. They’re not even fashion. They’re a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic, not iconic.”

I have a Nordstrom’s card, and I’m proud to say that I will not be swiping to get down and dirty.