1. Surprise! Your time of the month is here 3 days early! Luckily for you, you’re at work and you weren’t prepared. Enjoy!
2. Cramps! Roll up into the fetal position and grab aspirin and the heating pad.
3. Eat all of the things. Metabolism is faster on your period!
4. Anger! Trying your best not to kill your co-workers, partner and the store sales person.
5. And then, IT’S OVER!