Woman Wins Lottery, Sets Sights on Walmart

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In a classic case of “you’re doing it backwards” a South Carolina woman recently announced that with her $250,000 lottery win she can finally achieve her lifelong dream: working at Walmart! While many people may say that she got her priorities mixed up, there isn’t any right way to live your life. The woman told lottery officials she plans to retire with the money and apply to become a Walmart greeter, quoted “I don’t know why, but all my life I’ve wanted to work at Walmart. I think it would be fun to try.”

Lucky for her, if it’s not all she hoped it would be, she can actually quit without worrying about starving. So there’s that!