An Open Letter To The Lottery Winner

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Hello,

I recently found out that you won $250,000 last night from your ticket you bought at the Meijer gas station on College. Can I get $50?

No?

How about $30?

$20?

Okay, half a hot ham sandwich?

Fine.  You win.  It doesn’t have to be hot.

Sincerely,

Your Pal Tim

P.S.  Seriously though, anything you can spare would be just spiffy.

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